Author Archives: Sis. Eveyln Knowles

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Episode 19: “The Survival Episode”

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Sis. Pisces and Sis. Knowles commune and discuss surviving Election 2016 and Facebook, family gatherings, and winter. Also featuring the Crazy Story of the Week and what made Jesus Weep.


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“Keep that relationship PHRESH!”

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Special guest Sis. Rev. Dr. Gemini (Ellen Contente) gives tips on keeping that relationship FRESH!


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Episode 7. “Grandpa gets it in!”

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Sis. Pisces, Sis. Knowles and special guest Sis. Rev. Dr. Gemini (Ellen Contente) dish on surviving the holidays, Pisces’ new Boo, diverse sex scenes on TV, President Obama popping off, Ronda Rousey’s beat down, and more


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Episode 6: “Ghetto Blessings”

Sis. Knowles and Sis. Pisces discuss ghetto blessings falling from the sky, meeting women in the club, prayers up for Lamar Odom, Slut Walk, and trashy costumes.


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Episode 5: The Swirl

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Life Coach and special guest Joselito Laudencia joins us as we discuss race relations, gay slurs, Emmy shade, bad parenting, meeting new people and bathroom etiquette.


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Contest: Celebrate fall by winning a cup of coffee on us

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We want to thank our listeners with our first contest! Celebrate fall with a cup of coffee on us.

  1. Follow Drunken Church Ladies on SoundCloud.
  2. Through Sunday, October 4th, repost or like any episode on SoundCloud and you can win a $5 Starbuck’s gift card. We will give away at least 5 gift cards through Sunday, October 4th.
  3. You must be 18 or older to win.


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Episode 4: “F*ck yo feelings!”

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This week we’re talking cold chicken shooting, Separation of Church and state: not a myth, approach or not to approach in the club- that IS the question, alleged strip club discrimination, hide the gay away, and a few choice words from Prophet Kanye West.


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Episode 3: We’re #LaughingWhileBlack, a little Bougie and just not that into you.

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Sis. Pisces and Sis. Knowles take communion and reveal that they may be a little bougie, dish on DEEZ NUTZ!, dating, Nicki Minaj’s statue at Madame Tussauds, black face and more.

Also, take Sis. Ethel’s Quiz to find out just how bougie you are.


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Quiz: Started from the bottom now we here?

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California Wine and Cheese Tasting at the Vineyard

Started from the bottom now we’re here. However, along the way to the “top”, I may have gradually become a little fancy. Recently, I was accused of being full out bougie. Me? I’m a little country girl from the South that grew up po’. However, after giving this accusation some thought, I did find that it had some merit and decided to create a quiz.

How Bougie are you? Take my quiz and find out?

  1. +1 point You ate Kale before Beyoncé wore a kale sweatshirt in her 7/11 video. An extra +5 points if you are vegan or if the kale was blended in a smoothie.
  2. +1 point if flying coach for you is slumming it. +5 points if you refuse to fly Spirit Airlines, aka Soul Plane.
  3. +1 point if you haven’t had chicken wings in 6 months. If the last you had, you got them from a chicken shack in the hood, subtract -5 points.
  4. +1 point if you have been to another country other than Jamaica, and not including cruises. An extra +5 points if those trips were doing the high season.
  5. +1 point you have more than 5 bottles of wine in your house and none of them are of the following: Sutter Home, Carlo de Rossi, Franzia or any brand of Moscotto. +10 extra points if you picked up the wine from a vineyard.

How do you Level Up?  Sis. Piscies and Sis. Evelyn Knowles take the quiz in episode 3. 

Points Level Description
< 0 points Yvette, Baby Boy Forget Bougie, you are still living in the hood.
0 – 5 points ‘Stony’ Newsome, Set It Off You have experienced some upgrades in recent years, but still primarily lean towards hood.
5 – 15 points Khadijah James, Living Single You are sightly bougie or bougie adjacent. You have a lot of suspect friends and family, but you grew up in the hood and remember where you come from.
15+ Whitley Gilbert, A Different World You are all about luxury and are as bougie as it gets.

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Episode 2: The Ratchet Fish

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Sis. Pisces and Sis. Evelyn Knowles discuss how Drake effectively ends a career, #BlackLivesMatter doing the good work on the one hand, and missing the point on the other, Paying your tithes or else! And not missing that potential love connection.